Spam attack

I got this email in my inbox, found it hilarious, and compared it to some of the unusual sentences my students write. I bolded my favorite parts, so enjoy.

Salutations,
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Our records indicate that you may be in need of a refill. On the strength of jottings we have, it is obvious that you may demand an extra copy.

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In good faith, Emerson Talmadge Sale support department
Babur Nishimoto